Sure, getting jacked isn't REQUIRED in order to be a badass, but it will sure boost your badass factor by at least ten fold. Let's be real here for a second, you may be a self-proclaimed badass, but no one is going to take you seriously if you are a scrawny runt or a at tub of lard who looks like Jabba the Hut's lesbian sister. All the great badasses in history, from that guy from 300 to Arnold Schwarzenegger, have been jacked. Most badasses have catch phrases too, but we'll get to that one later. Anyways, if you are already jacked, good for you! If you aren't, then I recommend you go to your nearest gym and talk to the guy named "Ronnie" (or Tiny, or Chunk, or Tyrone... You get the idea) who looks like a walking refrigerator. There's one in each gym. He is sure to give you some "supplements" to give you a little boost. Just don't show them to your local law enforcement.*
*Badassery 101 does not endorse or encourage the use of illegal substances.
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