- AK-47: The poet Ice Cube once stated it was a good day because he did not have to use his AK. Grab an AK 47 of your own so you state the quality of your day due to the non-use of your weapon.
- Nutella - Essential fuel for any badass activities.
- Chainsaw: Handy for fending off enemies and opening bags of potato chips.
- Martha Stewart Living : The only magazine made for badasses by badassess.
- Glove: Singular as in you only need one.
- El Salvadoran Pocket Knife: Also known as a machete.
- Brick: Also known as a Canadian roofie.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Essential Badass Items
Does your life seem to be lacking badass elements? Then instantly add these items to your inventory and start living a better life today!
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